Wow, I remember that commercial. Things that strike me:

4 records. 4?! Records?! Kids today don't know what they're missing.

There is no URL on the order page. How far we've come...
 

Ah, youse kids today... why, when I was a lad, we had real music, with the jitterbug and the be-bop and the Lindy hop.

Er, not quite that old, must be channeling Old Cranky Guy for Halloween.