You poor pathetic bastard! (my cousin was twittering yesterday from his mother's funeral, his sister's house and the cemetery. This may be an extreme case...)
 

Fortunately I don't have a data plan on my phone, so it will only be here at my desk (where I should be working, of course) that I'll be on twitter.
 

Seems that the Twitter mission is now complete with you and Allison joining us. Welcome to the dark side.