I can't begin to tell you how bummed I was tonight to discover that the Roman basilica in London was demolished a good two hundred years before the scene I'd set in it takes place. Delightful.

Well, I could begin to tell you, but I began to tell Allison already, and she got bored with it so quickly that she threatened me bodily harm, so it's probably best I don't...

Damn. I really liked that basilica, too.