Saturday, June 11, 2005
Dalek-napped
On Thursday, staff found the plunger arm and a ransom note on a doorstep.
The note read: 'We are holding the Dalek captive. We demand further instructions from the Doctor.'
The group, signing themselves Guardians of the Planet Earth, added: 'For the safety of the human race we have disarmed and removed its destructive mechanism.'
Luckily, Colin Baker (the Sixth Doctor, naturally) is on the case, so hopefully the Dalek will be safely returned to his family soon. Our thoughts are with them.










