Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus, Kwanzaa, Smekday, something else or nothing at all, I hope you have a Merry Whatever, and a very Happy Whozits, to boot.

We're about to eat the turduken that Allison has been slaving over all day, followed in short order by a ridiculous number of sugar cookies. Eat well, drink up, and I look forward to seeing you soon, everybody.