I am simple, and my brain works along comic book/pulp/sf lines in all circumstances. So imagine what happens in my brain when I come across an article this morning with the following headline: DR Congo gorilla numbers up 12.5%.

The slugline immediately clears up my first impression--"The population of mountain gorillas in the Democratic Republic of Congo's Virunga National Park has risen by 12.5%, a census shows."--but by then it's too late. In my fevered brain there already spins speculation about a supervillain named Doctor Congo who has managed to increase the number of gorilla henchmen on his staff...