Ook ook slobber drool.

Maybe there are reasons to attend these humongous comicons...should I check out the Emerald City Comicon?

But seriously, I now have Weird Al's "White & Nerdy" running in my head.
 

I don't know, Stu. These days most of the cool stuff ends up online within a few hours anyway, so why put up with the long queues?

But as to "White & Nerdy," I don't know that it's ever *not* running through my head...