The jury is still out, of course, since history has yet to run its full course, but the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny may well be the greatest thing in the history of ever. Or the worst. I can't quite decide.

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

(Thanks, Grayson! I think...)